The 3 word story...

[icehog3]

so they die

 

[heavyd]

a slow death

 

[icehog3]

and are reincarnated

 

[Alwayslit]

as Don Rickles

 

[icehog3]

the hockey puck

 

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in asshole fever

 

[zcziggy]

Who said duck?

 

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don't give a

 

[heavyd]

machete to a

 

[zcziggy]

schizophrenic wild midget

 

[icehog3]

unless he's stalking

 

[highsierrasmokin']

a rabid banana

 

[zcziggy]

...said the iguana

 

[icehog3]

on Mexican Radio

 

[Alwayslit]

late night programming

 

[CigarGavin]

Providing male enhancement

 

[Texican]

Not FDA Approved

 

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but guaranteed action

 

[zcziggy]

with easy payments

 

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of one dollar