The 3 word story...

[heavyd]

to delight the

 

[Alwayslit]

fat noisy seals

 

[highsierrasmokin']

with stinky roses

 

[Alwayslit]

while tossing back

 

[icehog3]

hydroponic eel eggs

 

[Texican]

Marinated in oily

 

[Alwayslit]

synthetic high mileage

 

[CigarGavin]

tractor oil that

 

[Alwayslit]

glowed bright green

 

[heavyd]

when exposed to

 

[icehog3]

Daisy Duke's glistening

 

[CigarGavin]

rack under the

 

[Texican]

Light of several

 

[CigarGavin]

high powered units

 

[Alwayslit]

powered by gerbils

 

[zcziggy]

Unionized by Hoffa

 

[heavyd]

henchmen breaking thumbs

 

[icehog3]

fitting concrete shoes

 

[CigarGavin]

And filing w-4’s

 

[Alwayslit]

getting sage advise