The 3 word story...

[Texican]

with mustard and

 

[Alwayslit]

other nasty substances

 

[icehog3]

but never ketchup

 

[Texican]

because nobody puts

 

[icehog3]

Baby inda corner

 

[highsierrasmokin']

without an opponent

 

[heavyd]

to terrorize with

 

[highsierrasmokin']

bubblegum and watermelons

 

[Alwayslit]

blowing those seeds

 

[icehog3]

into her open

 

[CigarGavin]

waiting juicy lips

 

[Alwayslit]

that were chapped

 

[heavyd]

by gale force

 

[icehog3]

winds blown from

 

[highsierrasmokin']

the dark side

 

[heavyd]

of the moon

 

[CigarGavin]

controlled by Chinese

 

[Alwayslit]

prison labor who

 

[Rupe]

spread Kung Flu

 

[Alwayslit]

through Chinese media