The 3 word story...

[Rupe]

fuzzy genitalia with

 

[highsierrasmokin']

anti fuzz cream

 

[Alwayslit]

burn baby burn

 

[Rupe]

laughed Elmo menacingly

 

[Alwayslit]

while holding disposable

 

[heavyd]

soiled pampers worn

 

[highsierrasmokin']

by stoned jackalopes

 

[icehog3]

who ate rancid

 

[highsierrasmokin']

toothbrushes stained with

 

[Alwayslit]

extra minty Polident

 

[icehog3]

that Betty White

 

[Alwayslit]

took with her

 

[heavyd]

but forgot the

 

[Alwayslit]

big puddle of

 

[icehog3]

Mudd album that

 

[heavyd]

haunts me because

 

[Alwayslit]

Nickelback produced it

 

[icehog3]

in a Canadian

 

[heavyd]

meat locker adorned

 

[Alwayslit]

with one hit