The 3 word story...

[Alwayslit]

over the bodies

 

[icehog3]

of drowned gophers

 

[Texican]

surrounded by empty

 

[icehog3]

gopher wallets and

 

[jwintosh]

groundhog porn magazines

 

[Alwayslit]

such unnecessary carnage

 

[highsierrasmokin']

affects mudskipper populations

 

[Alwayslit]

the racist beaver

 

[CigarGavin]

Held back moans

 

[Alwayslit]

While Archie Bunker

 

[icehog3]

gave Edith the

 

[highsierrasmokin']

smackdown with hard

 

[Alwayslit]

discipline that took

 

[icehog3]

certain skill set

 

[CigarGavin]

learned from years

 

[Alwayslit]

of selfless giving

 

[jwintosh]

Fred Sanford head

 

[CigarGavin]

confidently under the

 

[Alwayslit]

hood of rusty

 

[CigarGavin]

junkyard cars while