The 3 word story...

[Alwayslit]

flesh eating hamsters

 

[heavyd]

infected with virulent

 

[icehog3]

urinary tract infections

 

[highsierrasmokin']

which actuated fermentation

 

[Alwayslit]

in expensive IPA's

 

[heavyd]

from Portland because

 

[Texican]

craft beer needed

 

[jwintosh]

a women''s touch

 

[highsierrasmokin']

because polygenders complained

 

[jwintosh]

of insufficient yeast

 

[highsierrasmokin']

populations that increased

 

[jwintosh]

with high humidity

 

[Alwayslit]

being box fresh

 

[Jakethesnake]

The stuff was

 

[CigarGavin]

Moist and succulent

 

[Jakethesnake]

Just like when

 

[CigarGavin]

Dick met sally

 

[Jakethesnake]

And then it

 

[CigarGavin]

Became larger than

 

[Alwayslit]

reality because Hollywood