The 3 word story...

[icehog3]

pork chops that

 

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tastes like fish

 

[icehog3]

that washed ashore

 

[heavyd]

during the hurricane

 

[icehog3]

that followed Sharknado

 

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radical cult like

 

[icehog3]

Ian Ziering fans

 

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giving love bites

 

[heavyd]

with chipped dentures

 

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smelling like Purina

 

[icehog3]

so kittens were

 

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shaved totaly clean

 

[highsierrasmokin']

despite valid claims

 

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of hairball contamination

 

[icehog3]

gotten from Goofy's

 

[highsierrasmokin']

enormous third leg

 

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nicknamed " The Tripod"

 

[heavyd]

by lebron because

 

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he shoots blanks

 

[highsierrasmokin']

and flops chronically