The 3 word story...

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hemorrhoid like fissures

 

[icehog3]

for eyes, and

 

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a shiny coat

 

[heavyd]

of turtle wax

 

[Alwayslit]

for a brazillian

 

[heavyd]

vespa loaded with

 

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fruits and nuts

 

[icehog3]

all flying Spirit

 

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with oversized packages

 

[icehog3]

of peanuts with

 

[Texican]

complimentary buckets of

 

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warm fresh manure

 

[icehog3]

upgrading from rancid

 

[Rupe]

class to first

 

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in the ass

 

[Rupe]

then in the

 

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cramped dirty lavatory

 

[icehog3]

mile high hijinks

 

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with loud flushing

 

[icehog3]

of fluids and