The 3 word story...

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kicked and stomped

 

[heavyd]

his hoosier harem

 

[icehog3]

of 7' females

 

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on their period

 

[icehog3]

needing humungous tampons

 

[heavyd]

made outta croutons

 

[icehog3]

for extra absorbent

 

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garlic flavored treats

 

[icehog3]

fed to ravenous

 

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north Hollywood extras

 

[icehog3]

working on Yellowstone

 

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limited edition bourbon

 

[icehog3]

that causes Lupus

 

[heavyd]

in lab rats

 

[icehog3]

who become lusty

 

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and rather dusty

 

[highsierrasmokin']

in their armpits

 

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like European models

 

[icehog3]

braiding pubic hair

 

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dyeing it blue