The 3 word story...

[highsierrasmokin']

filthy heroin spoons

 

[Alwayslit]

celebrating New Years

 

[heavyd]

after cancelling christmas

 

[Alwayslit]

with eight days

 

[icehog3]

until Martial Law

 

[Alwayslit]

requires butt plugs

 

[icehog3]

for all Chihuahuas

 

[heavyd]

who can't quite

 

[Alwayslit]

bark loud enough

 

[icehog3]

to awaken Satan

 

[heavyd]

Slumbering beneath the

 

[icehog3]

city of Portland

 

[heavyd]

so he can

 

[Alwayslit]

whip everyone into

 

[icehog3]

a human croissant

 

[Alwayslit]

buttery and flakey

 

[icehog3]

like millennials and

 

[heavyd]

hare krishnas wearing

 

[Alwayslit]

tight disco jeans

 

[icehog3]

with extra openings