The 3 word story...

[heavyd]

unlike tennessee tuxedo

 

[highsierrasmokin']

,Muttley or Dastardly

 

[Alwayslit]

or Scrappy Doo

 

[highsierrasmokin']

with PUPPY POWERRRRRR

 

[Alwayslit]

with stain fighting

 

[Rupe]

enzymes. Targeting nasty

 

[icehog3]

boys for Janet

 

[Rupe]

Reno's dance party

 

[highsierrasmokin']

who's guests included

 

[icehog3]

Cosby, Weinstein and

 

[highsierrasmokin']

Tiny Tim's goat

 

[Rupe]

eating tin cans

 

[highsierrasmokin']

and other rubbish

 

[icehog3]

while tiptoeing through

 

[Texican]

discarded beer cans

 

[Alwayslit]

full of urine

 

[Texican]

aka Busch Light

 

[highsierrasmokin']

which Karen disputed

 

[Alwayslit]

the great reputation

 

[icehog3]

of beechwood aged