The 3 word story...

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girlfriends bleach blond

 

[icehog3]

nose hairs that

 

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tickled my taint

 

[icehog3]

causing your bowels

 

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to make strange

 

[heavyd]

purulent watery eruptions

 

[icehog3]

that frightened children

 

[highsierrasmokin']

and grown men

 

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who worship strange

 

[icehog3]

hairless cats that

 

[heavyd]

don't like tuna

 

[icehog3]

except when smothered

 

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in cat treats

 

[Texican]

and other assorted

 

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sweet fruit flavors

 

[heavyd]

preferred by ornery

 

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dried wrinkled feminazis

 

[Capn_Jackson]

wearing long strappy

 

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nonbinary instruments which

 

[heavyd]

make them look