The 3 word story...

[highsierrasmokin']

icky icky icky

 

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from his icky

 

[heavyd]

butthair casserole mixed

 

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with banana peppers

 

[icehog3]

from Barney Rubble's

 

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pet reptile called

 

[icehog3]

Beyonce because it's

 

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face and rear

 

[icehog3]

were disturbingly similar

 

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to slim shady

 

[Texican]

while somewhat reminiscent

 

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about sitting on

 

[icehog3]

Seth Meyer's face

 

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during an interview

 

[heavyd]

with a vampire

 

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that was sucking

 

[highsierrasmokin']

the ass nuggets

 

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fresh at McDonald's

 

[highsierrasmokin']

secret underground hideout

 

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protecting that gourmet