The 3 word story...

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dropping MOABs on

 

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unsuspecting mountain climbers

 

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sparking an avalanche

 

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of white powder

 

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to fall into

 

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like a fat

 

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yoga instructor who

 

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eats whole bananas

 

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using only her

 

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fat free cheeks

 

[highsierrasmokin']

in coordination with

 

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the evil white

 

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first name "Betty"

 

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middle name "Frank"

 

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last name Faggetoni

 

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like Boney Maroni

 

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over cooked macaroni

 

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encased in bologna

 

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real not phony

 

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smelling like abalone