The 3 word story...

[icehog3]

because you prefer

 

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unshaved and natural

 

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eels with their

 

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electric tails touching

 

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nuns in inappropriate

 

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places during confession

 

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while priests continue

 

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to fondle fuzzy

 

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green fur burgers

 

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which were dry

 

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from a lack

 

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of getting attention

 

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from hunky marmots

 

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getting overly juiced

 

[Rupe]

On grape Kool-aid


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juice boxes while

 

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stuffing their faces

 

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with large walnuts

 

[icehog3]

a euphemism for

 

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bigger than average