The 3 word story...

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a roofie based

 

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soy sauce with

 

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anchovies and bacon

 

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albeit withering away

 

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like cat loving

 

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constables smitten with

 

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catnip based brownies

 

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that make men

 

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use litter boxes

 

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as a sauna

 

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to bake their

 

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pounded chicken breasts

 

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for vagabond mormon's

 

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With dirty underwear

 

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and dirtier secrets

 

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deep in the

 

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forest where werewolves

 

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wear flowered dresses

 

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and bamboo underwear

 

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which chaffed their