The 3 word story...

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baby's mama demanding

 

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multiple paternity tests

 

[highsierrasmokin']

for tax purposes

 

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maximizing those returns

 

[icehog3]

like Thomas Hearns

 

[highsierrasmokin']

who's body yearns

 

[icehog3]

for Laura Dern's

 

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dried wilting ferns

 

[highsierrasmokin']

from Howard Stearns

 

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wide sloppy orifice

 

[icehog3]

blowhole of porpoise

 

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proportions that splattered

 

[icehog3]

porpoise spunk onto

 

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unsuspecting tight seals

 

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filling their uterus

 

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to the brim

 

[icehog3]

of their fedoras

 

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worn snuggly on

 

[Rupe]

their chubby brown

 

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heat and serve