The 3 word story...

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like a professional

 

[icehog3]

Hawk Tuah girl

 

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in bike shorts

 

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unlike her cohorts

 

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Who were outside

 

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the parameters of

 

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made up rules

 

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for blindass fools

 

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Scooby chasing ghouls

 

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Shaggy just drools

 

[highsierrasmokin']

over uneaten poo

 

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Leaving slimy pools

 

[icehog3]

of menthol Kools

 

[highsierrasmokin']

in bitter Gnu's

 

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Acting like tools

 

[icehog3]

that are blindass

 

[highsierrasmokin']

foo's who seek

 

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Fake affirmation by

 

[highsierrasmokin']

authority of the

 

[icehog3]

the Justice League