The 3 word story...

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like large SUV's

 

[icehog3]

totally nonelectric and

 

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tanks larger than

 

[icehog3]

the Kardashian's asses

 

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which hold reserves

 

[icehog3]

of narcissism and

 

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plain old cellulite

 

[icehog3]

that airbrushes can't

 

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correct no matter

 

[jwintosh]

how much air

 

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has been pumped

 

[icehog3]

into those keisters

 

[Rupe]

large enough to

 

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create meth hookahs

 

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true speed smoking

 

[icehog3]

vaporized thunder thighs

 

[highsierrasmokin']

with chutney marinade

 

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spread like mayo

 

[Capn_Jackson]

over prepubescent bedsheets

 

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made of Egyptian