The 3 word story...

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to storm Portland

 

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syrup factory at

 

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High Noon so

 

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everyone took turns

 

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spouting batshit crazy

 

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monologs for money

 

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they spent on

 

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ridiculous household items

 

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for feral cats

 

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living in sewers

 

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where JayZ lurks

 

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while huffing his

 

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wife's stripper spray

 

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known as FDS

 

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for Beyonce's nasty

 

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tangled Maine Coon

 

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often visited by

 

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those with treats

 

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and other barbiturates

 

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going night night