The 3 word story...

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a Hazmat event

 

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while wearing beautiful

 

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pearl necklaces that

 

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were expertly placed

 

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by undercover munchkins

 

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from Dunkin donuts

 

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where your cousin

 

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uses the donuts

 

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to smuggle meth

 

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and bad breath

 

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causing the ref

 

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to call roughing

 

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the suspect unconstitutional

 

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razzle dazzle that

 

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causes uncontrollable sobbing

 

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causing mudslides that

 

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produce mud pies

 

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that were thick

 

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as Kim's thighs

 

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of KFC chicken