The 3 word story...

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full of plastic

 

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dividers to keep

 

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sh!t in order

 

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and gerbils imprisoned

 

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in solitary confinement

 

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causing the sphincter

 

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to shut down

 

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in Richard Gere's

 

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pink Mazda Miata

 

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with supple leather

 

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shifter knob that

 

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doubles as a

 

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vibrating sex toy

 

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with six gears

 

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each rotating faster

 

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than Senate pages

 

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during a filibuster

 

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full of sweaty

 

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Mitch McConnell groupies

 

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all chanting cocaine