We cannot let him go to college in chains
We cannot let the evil that is woman bind him while he is still weak
We must help him so he can partake of the ripe womanly flesh that is college womens
Me must not allow him to be led astray in his time of need
He knows not what he forsakes...
Y'all are assuming the monogamous model of marriage, which not everybody has to automatically subscribe to. :grin: