This or That

[Conan the Cigarbarian]

pie

pizza or calzone

 

[nc_6789]

Pizza

Two in the pink or One in the stink

 

[jmartins]

Two in stink lol.

Shocker or Barracuda.

 

[Conan the Cigarbarian]

I know what the shocker is, but not sure of what the barracuda is, but I can only imagine, so.....I'll go with

Shocker

zombies or vampires

 

[jmartins]

Zombies (vampires have become to hipster for me) (Barracuda just like shocker but the thumb tickles the Cl*t)

Warewolf or Mummy?

 

[Sirspanksalot]

Mummy for the same reason you as vampires. Twilight fucked them up

Being a vampire or a werewolf

 

[jmartins]

Werewolf

King Kong or Godzilla?

 

[Conan the Cigarbarian]

Godzirra

Bigfoot or Lochness Monster

 

[jmartins]

Nessy Bro.

Yeti or Bigfoot?

 

[Conan the Cigarbarian]

Yeti (he makes great coolers too)

lost in a swamp or lost in the jungle

 

[Omerta]

Jungle

Alien or mole people

 

[Sirspanksalot]

Jungle.

Get bit by a snake or stung by a scorpion

 

[jmartins]

Alien

Get bit by a snake or stung by a scorpion (sorry @Sirspanksalot )

 

[Conan the Cigarbarian]

depends on if the snake is poisonous or not. I'll go with snake. I've been bit by a few in the past and lived.

wrestle an alligator or wrestle a bull

 

[jmartins]

A Bull (they dont fucking bite)

Fight a shark or a Gator?

 

[Omerta]

Shark. Just knock them in the nose.
Fighting a trained German Shepard or a mountain lion.

 

[jmartins]

German Shepard (trained but doesn't have the blood lust like a mountain lion)

Tasered or Pepper Sprayed.

 

[ENV]

tasered

analingus or prostate massage

 

[jmartins]

Whichever she prefers.

Bite your tongue or cheek?

 

[samb]

Cheek

Fried or boiled?