The grown kids they hosted mom and dad to a feast
we ate fresh shrimp and fabulous roast beast
We sampled on weines, smoked salmon and cheese
The ladies drank champagen, ice tea for dad please
Now everyone's tucked in, presents bought and were broke
and Dad's posing on BOTL enjoying a 1999 Partagas smoke
I sit here thinking of friends, the world and everything seems just right,
Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night.