Well shit...

[David]

yea no sex... i understand.. well i can imagine

What is this no sex that you speak of??

 

[David]

David:

Congratulations on the news. I was 38 when I had my daughter and 39 when I had my son. In retrospect I should of had them 10 years earlier (they will run you ragged) but it continues to be the best journey of my life. My children are now 5 and 6 and its still a challenge but as they say "I wouldn't trade them for the world". A couple words of advice...if you don't already have patience, try to get some and NEVER take your eyes off them while in public.

Todd

I have taught 5th grade for 14 years so my patience overfloweth. :grin:

 

[tobby4]

I am talking about what you are going through right now...

 

[David]

I am allowed to have sex with her until she is fully dialated. That's my motto and I'm stickin to it.

 

[tobby4]

Did you name your right hand "her"

 

[MichiganM]

I am allowed to have sex with her until she is fully dialated. That's my motto and I'm stickin to it.

:nono:

:rofl:

 

[David]

Did you name your right hand "her"

:grin:

 

[Greg]

I am allowed to have sex with her until she is fully dialated. That's my motto and I'm stickin to it.

I may be wrong, but I think fully dilated=10cm......

 

[CWS]

The operative word here is "allowed" as in, "the doctors says we can have sex until your fully dialated", "Honey?, honey? did you hear me? Honey?":hysterica :hysterica

But really kids are great. Mine are all grown married and made me a Granpa. The doc says we can have sex whenever we want". Honey, honey did you hear me?

 

[tobby4]

I dont even have to ask for shit...

 

[CWS]

No. I think shit is just naturally attracted to you youngin.:innocent:

 

[Jwrussell]

I dont even have to ask for shit...

Sounds like you have a nice boyfriend, Clay. Be thankful.

 

[smokem94]

This thread is getting funnier by the minute.....don't stop.
David, keep posting, "the trials and tribulations of a first time father", through this ordeal as some of us know.......it's going to get crazy!!!!!! You thought the Exorcist was scary!!!!

 

[Wasch_24]

:rofl:

 

[calebnobbe2003]

That's awesome congrats bro

 

[tobby4]

Yea yea Jason... go have fun with your little amigos in Tampa

 

[Jwrussell]

That's all ya got Clay? :wink:


Oh yeah, me and the little amigos went out to the range last weekend. They'll be glad to know you are thinking of them. :thumbsup:

 

[avid toker]

Congrats!

 

[cvm4]

That's hilarious, 11 weeks and already playing the pity card. We all remember that avatar clay, with the guy that looked like Todd :headroll:

 

[David]

Update: she eats weird shit and cries at stupid stuff.

what a sissy.