Worst things to say to a cigar smoker

[StogieMonster]

I've been seeing a lot of these things around the internet and it has me thinking about some of the things I hate hearing from non-smokers when they find out I'm a cigar smoker such as, "Isn't that bad for you?" Or if I'm at a bar and smoking getting the fake cough from a guy halfway across the room. What are some things that annoy you guys to hear or see from non-smokers?

 

[pbibby]

When cigarette smokers say "your cigar stinks......"

 

[StogieMonster]

When cigarette smokers say "your cigar stinks......"

That's very high on my list haha. I even had a guy in my car one time light up a cig and then ask me to put my stogie out cause it bothered his girlfriend lol.

 

[rcfire77]

The eye roll when they see you lighting up...

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

All I hear is "waaahhhhhh" from them anymore

 

[Sirspanksalot]

I get people Intrigued more so than offended for the most part. Though it's usually teens thinking it's a blunt lmao

 

[LikeAPuma]

When cigarette smokers say "your cigar stinks......"

Especially when the entire bar has a thick cloud of cigarette smoke hovering right around face-level...

 

[RacFocus]

I usually smoke on my own back porch. Someone wants to say something to me about it, I have a shotgun that says GET THE F OFF MY PROPERTY!

 

[mmchugh84]

When in this circumstance I find a very promt (as in the middle of them talking) "shut the @$!# up" ends the interaction quite fast. Lacking couth? Yes, but very efficient. Furthermore it may make them think twice about saying something to the next person, as their previous unwarranted interjection proved to be frivolous.

 

[sean]

"Is it Cuban?"

 

[Sirspanksalot]

"Is it Cuban?"

You mean "is that a cohiba?" People always assume cigars are only cuban, and cohibas.

 

[LikeAPuma]

"Is it Cuban?"

You mean "is that a cohiba?" People always assume cigars are only cuban, and cohibas.

Followed by, "well one time I smoked a Cuban. They're so much better than 'American' cigars..."

 

[Grrrrr609]

Oh oh oh I got one.


" I've never had one of those"


At least within this brotherhelood. Hahahahaha

 

[sean]

"I can hook you up with legit Cubans, Bro."

 

[mwlabel]

"Do you inhale?"

 

[Sirspanksalot]

"Is it Cuban?"

You mean "is that a cohiba?" People always assume cigars are only cuban, and cohibas.

Followed by, "well one time I smoked a Cuban. They're so much better than 'American' cigars..."

I met this girl once, she saw me smoking an obsidian, and came up to talk to me. I was open to it at first, but the time she left me alone I wanted to murder someone. She was talking to me about how her mom used to smoked flavored cubans, and what cuban I was smoking. I told her not all cigars are from cuba, and that I never heard of flavored cubans. She ended up calling her mom and telling her about me, and if she remembered what the cigars she smoked were called. I cringe when I think about that day

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

"Is it Cuban?"

You mean "is that a cohiba?" People always assume cigars are only cuban, and cohibas.

Followed by, "well one time I smoked a Cuban. They're so much better than 'American' cigars..."

I met this girl once, she saw me smoking an obsidian, and came up to talk to me. I was open to it at first, but the time she left me alone I wanted to murder someone. She was talking to me about how her mom used to smoked flavored cubans, and what cuban I was smoking. I told her not all cigars are from cuba, and that I never heard of flavored cubans. She ended up calling her mom and telling her about me, and if she remembered what the cigars she smoked were called. I cringe when I think about that day

I find this whole story unbelievable. Starting with "I met this girl..."

 

[Sirspanksalot]

"Is it Cuban?"

You mean "is that a cohiba?" People always assume cigars are only cuban, and cohibas.

Followed by, "well one time I smoked a Cuban. They're so much better than 'American' cigars..."

I met this girl once, she saw me smoking an obsidian, and came up to talk to me. I was open to it at first, but the time she left me alone I wanted to murder someone. She was talking to me about how her mom used to smoked flavored cubans, and what cuban I was smoking. I told her not all cigars are from cuba, and that I never heard of flavored cubans. She ended up calling her mom and telling her about me, and if she remembered what the cigars she smoked were called. I cringe when I think about that day

I find this whole story unbelievable. Starting with "I met this girl..."

I don't think she was a girl either brother. She had more hair on her chin than me. Also just cause I like dressing in drag doesn't mean I'm gay 😁

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

Sorry, forgot the 😜

 

[dharbolt]

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