I've stated a thousand times that flammable items should not be left on the stove. Yet my wife left a package on the stove and my daughter turned on the burner. Come on over if you're curious how roasted brussell sprouts and styrofoam smells. Thankfully the smoke detectors work. My wife also uses Pam spray oil which she likes to leave on the stove. I could tell other stories, but don't get me started...
Do all females lack common sense or is it just at my house?
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The wife cannot surmise that 'flammible' and inflammible are the same thing....
Edit; dont get me started on traffic law or courtesy....
Edit; dont get me started on traffic law or courtesy....
Dude bitches be crazy yo!
How about lacking sanity in general? I got four years of "I don't want to have kids". Then all of a sudden she is in tears one night about wanting to have kids. I've stopped trying to get it.
How about lacking sanity in general? I got four years of "I don't want to have kids". Then all of a sudden she is in tears one night about wanting to have kids. I've stopped trying to get it.
LigaPrivadaFanboy
Unrepentant Hoarder
Same stupid shit over here. Even worse when my wife tries to fry anything. Once she made this intricate "fort" around the burner to prevent grease splatter and was shocked when that caught on fire!
We had guests for dinner one evening. My wife burnt the rice twice. Then she rushed out the door without explanation. She returned with rice from the Chinese takeout.
I love my wife very much and she's very intelligent (she's a teacher) but she sometimes suffers serious disconnects.
I love my wife very much and she's very intelligent (she's a teacher) but she sometimes suffers serious disconnects.
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Sounds like something my wife would do....
Sounds like me... My fiancé has not wanted kids ever, and she said she would nip it in the bud if it happens.. So the past 5 years I'm like hell yeah!! I get to spend my money frivolously... Then 3 days ago she's all like... If I get knocked up I want it since we will be married.. Da fuk woman!!!
That is rough brothers and none of you are alone.
I am different I want kids and so does my wife so that is all well.
But my wife's favorite is leaving the straightener on all day long. I walked into the bathroom one time and she left on ontop of a towel. How did I discover this well I severally burnt my hand on it.
The damn straightener stuck to my hand cause it was so hot. We got to enjoy 3.5 hours in emerg. as it burnt my hand where the vein coming down my thumb is and it ruptured. I bled none stop the entire time.
To add to all the humor of this I smashed the straightener and she went out and bought a better one that she said she had wanted. Now to be a dick I have set the plug in the bathroom on a timer to prevent anything be left on.
Brothers unite against the lack of common sense.
Cheers,
JM
I am different I want kids and so does my wife so that is all well.
But my wife's favorite is leaving the straightener on all day long. I walked into the bathroom one time and she left on ontop of a towel. How did I discover this well I severally burnt my hand on it.
The damn straightener stuck to my hand cause it was so hot. We got to enjoy 3.5 hours in emerg. as it burnt my hand where the vein coming down my thumb is and it ruptured. I bled none stop the entire time.
To add to all the humor of this I smashed the straightener and she went out and bought a better one that she said she had wanted. Now to be a dick I have set the plug in the bathroom on a timer to prevent anything be left on.
Brothers unite against the lack of common sense.
Cheers,
JM
Tobacco Giant
Conn. Broadleaf Slayer
Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Honestly one of the best lines in cinema history.
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
Honestly one of the best lines in cinema history.
Cigary43
Just Another Ashhole
Wait til you've been married for over 40 years....I've got so many stories that you'd start crying from sheer sympathy and when you hit 25 years....that's when the real fun begins. The story about the stove is dead on so I pulled the plug on ours ( it is gas with the electrode ignition that ignites the gas ) so now she has to turn the knob and then use one of those lighters to light the burner. ( She has no clue that I unplugged it ) This actually trained her to be more observant when around the stove...don't ask me why because before I unplugged the plug...she'd fire that thing up with every burner going and eventually catch stuff on fire. By pulling the plug she now became a lot more focused....don't ask me to 'splain...it just worked. Another thing....she always loves to start projects and then never finishes them...every room in the house is a project whether it's redecorating or other BS she starts. I have a huge basement so I start taking shyte down there and put it under this big tarp and she asks me where "certain stuff" is...I say.."what stuff?"....her reply is "you know..that project I started awhile ago".....my reply is..."well snookems...next time you start a project you should finish it"...all said with a smile and a pat on her fanny. It's war fellas....you have to resort to doing things like this in order to keep your sanity....it's being able to get even...get your licks in and then get out before she has a chance to whine bitch or moan.....gorilla warfare at its best.
I'm not at all opposed to having kids it's the way she decides to tell me that is frustrating. I'm sure in the next two months she'll change her mind to not wanting a kid back to wanting a kid. I'll just keep doing my part whether she wants it at the time or not.