I am 38 and work in pharmaceutical research (new drug clinical trials) as an auditor / consultant. Have done this for 15 years and been all over the USA and CAN on someone else's dime (currently enjoying an Asylum large gar and the thunderstorms in San Antonio) and been to Mexico City and Iceland for meetings. Always trapped in a non-smoking hotel so looking to get out and enjoy a cigar with a fellow enthusiast. So.....there are other things to do besides sit on a computer and / or enjoy a cigar? I also like to sit on my couch when I get some downtime, enjoy my 60 inch TV like a zombie, watching my freshwater cichlid tank during the commercials. Have a monster, I mean fish, in there called a Pacu. Never heard of it. Looks like a piranha, so cool, right? I have had fish all my life but never encountered a creature like this that literally never stops growing, despite being WAY too big for my tank. He was 5 inches when I bought him and is about 16 inches now (....if only my d*** could do that)....but seriously, does anyone have any idea where I can donate him? Aquariums will not take him and I live in NJ so its too cold to lake dump him, he'll die. I spent years raising this fish so am weirdly attahed and want him to live a good life. Anyone in a warm climate with an outdoor pool want a cool fish? He is NOT dangerous.....not agrressive at all and eats plant and fish food, and well now he eats cat food too because he is way too big for goldfish food. Wasn't my intention when I started writing to make this a 'please take my fish' ad but looks like that's where I wound up.