Win the lotto, be evil!
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I'd pay everyone one of his fans to not go to his concert instead. Let him perform to an empty stadium.
icehog3
Outlaw Hockey Biker
Evil?
Send each of you a bomb that looked like Habanos, but turned into Acid Kuba Kubas once safely in your humidor. But I'm not evil, so that would never happen.
Truly? Have a Birthday Herf on a Caribbbean island, with the Stones and Foo Fighters providing the music, and invite you all.
Send each of you a bomb that looked like Habanos, but turned into Acid Kuba Kubas once safely in your humidor. But I'm not evil, so that would never happen.
Truly? Have a Birthday Herf on a Caribbbean island, with the Stones and Foo Fighters providing the music, and invite you all.
StogieNinja
Derek | BoM June 2014
Well if we're talking "truly"...
I'd put a million aside in a combination of investment vehicles and another million in precious metals. Then I'd pay off my mortgage and buy a Subaru WRX wagon to replace my old, crappy Protege. The rest would be transferred to a non-profit foundation of which I would be chair, but which would be specifically established to prevent me from ever accessing any of the money for personal use. I would then appoint a board of directors to distribute the funds to various organizations doing work I believe strongly in (stopping human trafficking, for example).
The point of the foundation would be two-fold. First, to support causes I hold dear. Second, to prevent me from becoming a jerk. If I had access to hundreds of millions, I would be a jerk. A world-class, top-tier jerk, and I know it.
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Think evilly, I'd buy enough politicians to pass what I call my "Two-Strikes Licensing" law.
Here's how the law works: If you acquire two strikes, you lose your license.
You get a strike for 1) being Asian, 2) being a woman, 3) and being old.
Now, being an Asian male, I'd be born with a strike, and as soon as I'm old, I have to give up my license. This is a personal sacrifice I would gladly make to accommodate the Two Strikes Licensing law, for two reasons.
The first is that as soon as a woman gets old, she has to give up her license. Those scary grandmas are off the road, which is a priority for me.
Much more important however, is the second reason: Asian women can never, ever, ever, ever, ever drive.
Ever.
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Buy two really big houses right next to each other. One to live in. The other will be the largest privately owned walk-in humidor in the world stocked with all the LP's, UC's, Tats, Illusions, LADC, MF, Davidoff Puro D'or and other various goodies. Then hold the worlds biggest BOTL herf complete with prime food, drink and you all are welcome in my humi. Eric never has to worry about BOTL expenses ever again.
I also buy a certain un-named forum that also has 4 letters in it, fire the current owner and dismantle it, giving the individual forums back to people.
Had to think about the evil part for a minute: I rent out a large theatre venue and hire Justin Beiber to play it. I invite a bunch of bikers by telling them that I've hired the Allman Brothers to open for Lynard Skynard and they can have all the beer they want....all for free just for showing up. Just as the curtain goes up I walk out, locking the doors behind me.
I also buy a certain un-named forum that also has 4 letters in it, fire the current owner and dismantle it, giving the individual forums back to people.
Had to think about the evil part for a minute: I rent out a large theatre venue and hire Justin Beiber to play it. I invite a bunch of bikers by telling them that I've hired the Allman Brothers to open for Lynard Skynard and they can have all the beer they want....all for free just for showing up. Just as the curtain goes up I walk out, locking the doors behind me.
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thejavaman
BoM December 2012
That is some funny $hit. Haha.
rev.b
Master of Mayhem * BoM 1/14
I'd call CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News.. tell them that Rev B won the lotto.. and give them the address and telephone number to his shop... I'd also tell them that MoJo is his financial planner and give up his telephone number and address..
Then silently skip town with the winnings
Damn that's dirty lol
Well then, I would hire a guy to follow mdwest around everywhere with a 1980s boom box and blast the song "eye of the tiger" anytime he got up to walk somewhereI'd call CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News.. tell them that Rev B won the lotto.. and give them the address and telephone number to his shop... I'd also tell them that MoJo is his financial planner and give up his telephone number and address..
Then silently skip town with the winnings
King Kill 33
BoM Dec '13
I don't know if there is a inside joke to this, but it is funny shit nonetheless.Well then, I would hire a guy to follow mdwest around everywhere with a 1980s boom box and blast the song "eye of the tiger" anytime he got up to walk somewhereI'd call CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News.. tell them that Rev B won the lotto.. and give them the address and telephone number to his shop... I'd also tell them that MoJo is his financial planner and give up his telephone number and address..
Then silently skip town with the winnings
brandoncpm
BoM Nov '13
That's hilariousWell then, I would hire a guy to follow mdwest around everywhere with a 1980s boom box and blast the song "eye of the tiger" anytime he got up to walk somewhereI'd call CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News.. tell them that Rev B won the lotto.. and give them the address and telephone number to his shop... I'd also tell them that MoJo is his financial planner and give up his telephone number and address..
Then silently skip town with the winnings
rev.b
Master of Mayhem * BoM 1/14
Thats way better MoJo lolWell then, I would hire a guy to follow mdwest around everywhere with a 1980s boom box and blast the song "eye of the tiger" anytime he got up to walk somewhereI'd call CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News.. tell them that Rev B won the lotto.. and give them the address and telephone number to his shop... I'd also tell them that MoJo is his financial planner and give up his telephone number and address..
Then silently skip town with the winnings
I would just buy Daves neighborhood and turn it into..............?????????????? Rev's Village:grinFU:
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I would bomb the hell out of brothers! The twist would be I would disguise myself as a fictional movie character, all while actively engaging them in the threads.. Also entice them with code that couldn't be deciphered... Oh wait MD already did that...
I would walk through different schools all day handing $100 bills to every kid that wasn't sagging.
Well I read all of these and I was dying laughing. There would be a few things I would do. First I would pay for a few young ladies college funds (bahahaha strippers don't go to college cause I've never gotten a smart lap dance).
Who are we kidding I would just build my very own B&M and charge whatever you feel is reasonable for cigars it would be pretty much a donation type of thing and I would put all the B&M around me to go out of business cause they think charging $38 a dirty rat is ok. F*ckin a$$holes.
Who are we kidding I would just build my very own B&M and charge whatever you feel is reasonable for cigars it would be pretty much a donation type of thing and I would put all the B&M around me to go out of business cause they think charging $38 a dirty rat is ok. F*ckin a$$holes.
SecretSanta
Happy Fat Man
I'd probably pay off Mother Nature and have her switch me with the Easter Bunny.
People are greedy, these bags get heavier and heavier every year, but I power through.
That bastard gets just as much credit as I do, and all he does is run around shitting in people's lawns. He doesn't even wear a suit!
Yeah.
I could do that.
Oh, the look on people's faces when they'd see me, naked as a jay bird, copin' a squat next to their Sunday paper!
Payback is a bitch! :evil:
People are greedy, these bags get heavier and heavier every year, but I power through.
That bastard gets just as much credit as I do, and all he does is run around shitting in people's lawns. He doesn't even wear a suit!
Yeah.
I could do that.
Oh, the look on people's faces when they'd see me, naked as a jay bird, copin' a squat next to their Sunday paper!
Payback is a bitch! :evil: