My first cbid winnings!

[Mr.Maduro]

Gurkha is to cigars what invicta is to watches.

Not a terrible product. But generally hated by hobbyists because of marketing

Come on Flame Infused crystal? LOL

I was watching once and the watch they were displaying was missing 1 of 4 screws on the top side of the case. Close ups and everything, it was pure comedy. Their products are not good, with the exception of 1 or 2 being a good value, not product IMHO.

I love their generous use of the word swiss...

I don't mind invicta. Or most people that own them. What I do mind is when people gush about them. And put down say a orient or something and thrust their "swiss manufactured" piece of garbage in their face

You wouldn't gush if you got a $3,000 watch for $575, with 6 easy payments? What's wrong with you?! LOL.

 

[H3rrington]

Gurkha is to cigars what invicta is to watches.

Not a terrible product. But generally hated by hobbyists because of marketing

Come on Flame Infused crystal? LOL

I was watching once and the watch they were displaying was missing 1 of 4 screws on the top side of the case. Close ups and everything, it was pure comedy. Their products are not good, with the exception of 1 or 2 being a good value, not product IMHO.

I love their generous use of the word swiss...

I don't mind invicta. Or most people that own them. What I do mind is when people gush about them. And put down say a orient or something and thrust their "swiss manufactured" piece of garbage in their face

You wouldn't gush if you got a $3,000 watch for $575, with 6 easy payments? What's wrong with you?! LOL.

"You know what I want? A product with three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell ya which payment it is. But one of these payments is gonna be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death. The envelope will not seal and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck fucker."

-Mitch Hedberg

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

Gurkha is to cigars what invicta is to watches.

Not a terrible product. But generally hated by hobbyists because of marketing

Come on Flame Infused crystal? LOL

I was watching once and the watch they were displaying was missing 1 of 4 screws on the top side of the case. Close ups and everything, it was pure comedy. Their products are not good, with the exception of 1 or 2 being a good value, not product IMHO.

I love their generous use of the word swiss...

I don't mind invicta. Or most people that own them. What I do mind is when people gush about them. And put down say a orient or something and thrust their "swiss manufactured" piece of garbage in their face

You wouldn't gush if you got a $3,000 watch for $575, with 6 easy payments? What's wrong with you?! LOL.

"You know what I want? A product with three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell ya which payment it is. But one of these payments is gonna be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death. The envelope will not seal and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck fucker."

-Mitch Hedberg

Duphrane party of three...

 

[H3rrington]

Gurkha is to cigars what invicta is to watches.

Not a terrible product. But generally hated by hobbyists because of marketing

Come on Flame Infused crystal? LOL

I was watching once and the watch they were displaying was missing 1 of 4 screws on the top side of the case. Close ups and everything, it was pure comedy. Their products are not good, with the exception of 1 or 2 being a good value, not product IMHO.

I love their generous use of the word swiss...

I don't mind invicta. Or most people that own them. What I do mind is when people gush about them. And put down say a orient or something and thrust their "swiss manufactured" piece of garbage in their face

You wouldn't gush if you got a $3,000 watch for $575, with 6 easy payments? What's wrong with you?! LOL.

"You know what I want? A product with three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell ya which payment it is. But one of these payments is gonna be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death. The envelope will not seal and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck fucker."

-Mitch Hedberg

Duphrane party of three...

Thank you for knowing who Mitch is.

Tea ski is my all time favorite bit.

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

Gurkha is to cigars what invicta is to watches.

Not a terrible product. But generally hated by hobbyists because of marketing

Come on Flame Infused crystal? LOL

I was watching once and the watch they were displaying was missing 1 of 4 screws on the top side of the case. Close ups and everything, it was pure comedy. Their products are not good, with the exception of 1 or 2 being a good value, not product IMHO.

I love their generous use of the word swiss...

I don't mind invicta. Or most people that own them. What I do mind is when people gush about them. And put down say a orient or something and thrust their "swiss manufactured" piece of garbage in their face

You wouldn't gush if you got a $3,000 watch for $575, with 6 easy payments? What's wrong with you?! LOL.

"You know what I want? A product with three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell ya which payment it is. But one of these payments is gonna be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death. The envelope will not seal and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck fucker."

-Mitch Hedberg

Duphrane party of three...

Thank you for knowing who Mitch is.

Tea ski is my all time favorite bit.

Guys a legend. I could type in twenty of his jokes right now

 

[H3rrington]

Gurkha is to cigars what invicta is to watches.

Not a terrible product. But generally hated by hobbyists because of marketing

Come on Flame Infused crystal? LOL

I was watching once and the watch they were displaying was missing 1 of 4 screws on the top side of the case. Close ups and everything, it was pure comedy. Their products are not good, with the exception of 1 or 2 being a good value, not product IMHO.

I love their generous use of the word swiss...

I don't mind invicta. Or most people that own them. What I do mind is when people gush about them. And put down say a orient or something and thrust their "swiss manufactured" piece of garbage in their face

You wouldn't gush if you got a $3,000 watch for $575, with 6 easy payments? What's wrong with you?! LOL.

"You know what I want? A product with three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell ya which payment it is. But one of these payments is gonna be a bitch. The mailman will get shot to death. The envelope will not seal and the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. Good luck fucker."

-Mitch Hedberg

Duphrane party of three...

Thank you for knowing who Mitch is.

Tea ski is my all time favorite bit.

Guys a legend. I could type in twenty of his jokes right now

He was taken from this earth too soon.

The brilliance of his comedy isn't even in the jokes, it's all in the delivery.


I like escalators man. Cause a escalator can never break. It just temporarily becomes stairs.

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

Sometimes in the middle of the night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.

 

[H3rrington]

I don't have a girlfriend. I just have a girl that would be really pissed if she heard me say that

 

[H3rrington]

I got a idea for sweat shops. Air conditioning! Problem solved

 

[jmartins]

I read this entire thread and laughed my ass off thank you.

Devils site has sucked me in so I ran away from it and deleted the app lol that's how bad it is.

As for watches the wife bought me a beautiful black fossil watch I love it.

 

[DocHoliday]

Mitch is a legend! I love "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." and of course "I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long." I have all his albums.

Doc :cbig:

 

[mmchugh84]

When I was young I slept in my twin sized bed and wondered where my brother was .... guy was a genius !

 

[H3rrington]

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

 

[Mr.Maduro]

Genius, pure genius.

 

[ky70]

Rofl!!

anyone besides me reluctant to discuss some cbid buys in fear of drawing attention to certain sticks you get at good prices?

umm..not at all...

I love to talk about <cough><cough> the great price on gurkhas... <snicker><snicker>

i sure hope i don't get outbid.

 

[Nas]

hi I'm Nas and I'm a cbid addict I've been clean for 4 days

 

[reidmorebooks]

LOL I love where this thread went! RIP Mitch Hedburg. Pure comedic genius! Have a great weekend everyone, happy smoking!

 

[ccd1977]

I've only tried one Gurkha and that was the Black Dragon. I bought it from cbid too. I don't know about oils trailing the ash but they were really good IMO. They weren't strong but the flavors were great. I was surprised actually because of all the smack talked about Gurkha and their ridiculous marketing. "Oh msrp on these are 375.00 a box, buy it now for 79.95!"

I have yet to smoke a good Ghurka. Last one I had was the Ghost and it was so so.