If you could have any super power.....(Comedic)

[StogieMonster]

My friends and I are all comic book nerds and were talking over some stogies the other day over what super power we would have ideally if we were granted one. So it went on for awhile and someone asked for a loan of some money and my reply was, "Yeah let me just pull it out of my ass". So somehow we got onto the subject of how that would be a hilarious trick/super power to be able to just pull money literally out of your ass like that and the stares you'd get from it in public when paying for things. Now that the back story to this is set, what would be some powers you all would find interesting?

 

[Rupe]

The ability to understand women

 

[StogieMonster]

The ability to understand women

Aye!!!

 

[cgraunke]

The ability to understand women

Rupe wins. Period.

 

[huskers]

invisibility.

Think of the possibilities.

You could go places the average Joe could't go.





Fort Knox
The secret parts of the white house
Area 51 (not saying there are aliens, just saying it would be fun to see what is actually there.)
Concerts
Sporting events
Vacation to any place in the world.

There is tons of stuff you could do if you were invisible.

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

The ability to understand women

I don't think anything anyone will say will come close...

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

The ability to control women

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

The ability to control women

Should I even ask?

 

[Hoshneer]

I would like to be able to master the art of fartriloquism, so I can throw my farts and blame others for the obnoxious noise.

 

[Rupe]

invisibility.

Think of the possibilities.

You could go places the average Joe could't go.





Fort Knox
The secret parts of the white house
Area 51 (not saying there are aliens, just saying it would be fun to see what is actually there.)
Concerts
Sporting events
Vacation to any place in the world.

There is tons of stuff you could do if you were invisible.

I bought a "precious" ring online that was supposed to allow me to do that.....didn't work out that well. :argh:

 

[apnutter]

Just talking to the wife about this on a long car ride and we determined that teleporting would be bad ass. Save so much time.

 

[Smoqman]

I'd like the Super power that allows me to have all superpowers.

 

[huskers]

invisibility.

Think of the possibilities.

You could go places the average Joe could't go.





Fort Knox
The secret parts of the white house
Area 51 (not saying there are aliens, just saying it would be fun to see what is actually there.)
Concerts
Sporting events
Vacation to any place in the world.

There is tons of stuff you could do if you were invisible.

I bought a "precious" ring online that was supposed to allow me to do that.....didn't work out that well. :argh:

 

[StogieMonster]

Just talking to the wife about this on a long car ride and we determined that teleporting would be bad ass. Save so much time.

That's one I've thought about so many times lol. Just think you could be in another state/country in seconds for travel.

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

The ability to control women

Should I even ask?

Just picture it

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

The ability to control women

Should I even ask?

Just picture it

Thought about it, smart man. Very smart man.

 

[fsfrancis]

If you used your super power to control women, how would you ever know if they REALLY liked you....or would you care?

 

[jmartins]

I would want superman's supper powers now that would be bad ass. Although mind reading could potentially be pretty bad ass also.

 

[StogieNinja]

I don't want to be able to read people's minds. At all. Not even a little bit.

I'd choose teleportation or flight. If those weren't available, telekinesis!

 

[Pooh Bore]

It would have to be teleportation or time travel.

Imagine that youve run out of cigars, a quick trip to cuba to collect whatever you want whenever.