Before you get your panties in a twist, I challenge you to deliver a package across the fkn country on a $6 budget.... better yet try doing millions of deliveries everyday without a single hiccup. Patience is a virtue.
I left out the smiley so you don't see that Im not really irate with them just venting a tad so heres the missing smiley
1 - Im not wearing any panties but that sounds uncomfortable. If they were bunched I would have at least included a picture.
2 - I didn't set the price for shipping they (USPS) did.
3 - How do you know it went across the country**? Do you know something I don't? It only needed to travel up the west coast BUT I can understand how the glare from the sunshine this last week might have delayed the package.
** I hope they didn't send it to Boston and back... thats not very fiscally responsible of them to do that.
4 - Not that customer service matters but its 2 day priority mail. I think theres a guarantee or promise or something along those lines.
5 - Patience is a noun and means "behavior showing a higher moral standard". There is nothing mentioned of missing cigars.
and in case you missed it...
<---- Im just here for a good time.