Weird shit that you do.

[herfdog]

Except, now we've all come to expect it.

... so I won't change it then.

 

[Mossome]

... so I won't change it then.

Just as I expected. Quite a conundrum you've created for yourself.

 

[rdomfoto]

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  I'll just leave this here...
  

 

[Clint]

Love this thread...
I don't really bite my nails regularly, but when I do I use a good one to pick my teeth with

 

[EO80]

Another thing I commonly do that I think most guys grow out of is make up "weird al" type lyrics to popular songs. The ones that are so catchy that you hate them but can not get them out of your head, (insert any taylor swift song here).
And by the way, my lyrics would probably get me banned from this site. My mind is always in the gutter.

 

[boltman]

I'm with ya except for the last one...I like to eat in silence.


Oh yeah...being read to is like somebody giving me a lobotomy...my eyes glaze over and I am about 5 seconds from feinting...either let me read it myself or STFU.


I never lift one cheek unless I'm in public...otherwise I try to get that sound of a real flat squeal like farting on a church pew....awesome when even the preacher can hear it and you hear some people laughing under their breath until it hits a crescendo and you can see peoples heads bobbing back and forth....my work is done.

God invented farts.

 

[Agentskull]

Collect strangers addresses and stir pots...

 

[boltman]

I have an obsessive personality. I have to watch myself because I'm prone to addictions. My wife gives me a pass on cigars because she has seen firsthand that there are far more destructive addictions. Seems I'm not the only one.

 

[Cigary43]

God invented farts.

Not mine...the Devil makes mine which can strip paint off a wall according to my wife....ya know where people talk about being able to stand your own....not me.

 

[Shrody234]

I peel left-behind tape off walls/doors/windows...it sooooo much fuuuuuun

 

[Bondo 440]

Another thing I commonly do that I think most guys grow out of is make up "weird al" type lyrics to popular songs. The ones that are so catchy that you hate them but can not get them out of your head, (insert any taylor swift song here).
And by the way, my lyrics would probably get me banned from this site. My mind is always in the gutter.

OMG !! LOL you're not alone with the Weird AL thing. . Gosh some of the most common overplayed songs by now, I just have a full set of rhyming lyrics to.
Probably my favorites are Van Halen's "Hump" ! and Hendrix;s " Let me stand in your vagina"

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

Ok I will play.
I hate sitting on the toilet. I am in and out as quick as possible. It just bugs me.
I hate when the empty milk jug gets put in the trash. I dig it out if needed. I leave it aside and take it straight outside. Its just a waste of space in the kitchen.
I shower in less than 5 mins, product of drought ridden CA and paranoid parents.
There are more but I will stop here.

I crush the milk carton and water bottles before throwing away for this reason

 

[EO80]

I crush the milk carton and water bottles before throwing away for this reason

Still takes up too much space imo. Drives my wife nuts

OMG !! LOL you're not alone with the Weird AL thing. . Gosh some of the most common overplayed songs by now, I just have a full set of rhyming lyrics to.
Probably my favorites are Van Halen's "Hump" ! and Hendrix;s " Let me stand in your vagina"

and yes, I do still listen to weird al. Saw him in concert a year ago. Awesome show.
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[TonyRome]

One I have as I'm walking out my house I have to feel my keys in my pocket 3 times. Don't know why 3 times but the feeling comes from locking myself out of the house so many times.

 

[EO80]

One I have as I'm walking out my house I have to feel my keys in my pocket 3 times. Don't know why 3 times but the feeling comes from locking myself out of the house so many times.

If my keys phone and wallet are not in their respective pockets I will not close the front door.

 

[Sirspanksalot]

If my keys phone and wallet are not in their respective pockets I will not close the front door.

Phone always in left, keys always in right along with random shit. Wallet never in the front unless I'm in certain areas

 

[bigbill72]

I make up rhymes about my dog and rap to him. He likes it.

 

[JuzCallMeDee]

Dance at parties

 

[bigbill72]

Dance at parties

What kind of parties.........

 

[JuzCallMeDee]

What kind of parties.........

doesnt matter