Family Guy Quotes

[Greg]

That's awesome!

 

[caudio51]

:rofl:

That is hilarious!

 

[Texas Cop]

Lois (singing):He was all coked up, and we were choked up...Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee...[this one is from my favorite episode, where Brian starts to work as a drug dog, and winds up a coke addict]

Brian: How about a little less talking and a little more shut the hell up!




drew

 

[Greg]

Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griffin: No.
Quagmire: Awww right.

 

[Texas Cop]

Social Woker: Glen honey, I've got a question for you, what do you do for a living?

Quagmire: I've got a question for you, why are you still here?



drew

 

[indyrob]

Peter: I'm looking for some toilet training books.
Salesman: We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular 'nobody poops but you'.
Peter: Well, you see, we're catholic...
Salesman: Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'.

 

[derek]

Lois: Are you going to miss me?
Peter: Only until I got to the new stand and by Hustler

 

[caudio51]

Quagmire: Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?
Meg Griffin: No.
Quagmire: Awww right.

Awesome :agreesmil

 

[derek]

Quagmire: Hello 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, its caught in the window this time.

 

[jrohrer]

Brian: AWW...I know what'll cheer you up peter!
Peter: Gee Brian...I don;t know

IT"S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!

 

[tobby4]

Brian: AWW...I know what'll cheer you up peter!
Peter: Gee Brian...I don;t know

IT"S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!

HAha thats awesome

 

[jrohrer]

yeah..one of my favorites of all time

I put the clip on my ipod...always cracks me up

if I get drunk enough...my friends can get me to do the dance