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Missing the Ohio Triangle yet?just bumping the thread cause I know what's coming !
Luckysaturn13 s Dog Rocket Reviews!
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herfdog
I am no rocket surgeon
It shall be heading your way soon. It passed a week at 67% now.just bumping the thread cause I know what's coming !
just bumping the thread cause I know what's coming !
I don't think the rocket roulette will be in top shape even with that...
It will leave a large hole in the woofador but shall hit the PO before next week.
I'll keep you posted.
herfdog
I am no rocket surgeon
Be sure to size it at least as big as a 50ct humidor...
luckysaturn13
Smoke it if ya got it!
Fire in the hole!
*****PUPPY PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED SAFELY *****
Keep alert for tomorrow I will get the inventory done and report in.
All is safe and have the package secure for now.
@luckysaturn13 you have a hitchiker package in here and it is safe.
A few others have mystery envelopes that they will see downstream.
Herfdog made the package extra special for me ! It's all puppied up !
Thanks !
I have to fix another one of my kids cars. So I checked the rocket payload out and will secure !
Harmonic balance fell apart and the serpentine belt flew off last night !
Will document further and advise. !
-mk / Bondo
Ok Herf's scratching and tail waggin and barking so I got the photo shoot done.
OKie Dokie... inventory complete.
Here's the story !
Got this doggy- print box here.... Looks like Herf's paw prints are all over it.
[CONFIDENTIAL]
Dog Rocket Pass Protocol #6 clearly states I cannot display the Dog Rocket Roulette bag.
But I can reveal, There's only 3 in there. And they are really falling apart. I will likely add a mystery roulette rocket or two..
Wednesday I am off.. I'll decide then if I reconsider to try one of those roulette sticks.
Waiting a day , In case I am hospitalized with severe emergency dog rocket roulette diarrhea.
Now, .. below, It looks like Herfie did a good job protecting the rest of the cargo, however. So that's good.
This special Herfdog puppy shroud seems to have magical protective qualities.
[CONFIDENTIAL]
Also, I cannot reveal the surprise, but there are a few hitch hiking parcels in here.
All I can say is to the future passers, check and see if any are yours.................
Another item I can share with you, from this mysterious box of magical wonder....
Guess it kinda makes sense that it takes a Herfdog to add a little puppy love additives to the dog rocket extravaganza !.
First a nice note, and a special surprise to my friend, The Alphabet Bomber.
You know... cause the Alphabet Bomber's not me... he's like a friend of mine...
@herfdog Hey, are these stickers or iron ons? Cause I could make a cool Top-Cat Alphabet Bomber T shirt with this stuff here !
O wait, that's the new harmonic balancer I had to install.
Herfdog didn't include that.
Ok here you go ..
REPUBLICA DEL DOG !
Two HerfDog doggie dineros. ( or "Barkey Bucks" ) And three smokes on the house !
Soooo..
let me do the give - n - takes pictorial .... and a dog rocket pass review.. or two...
Should be able to get to that Wednesday.. So stay tuned !
Thanks Herfdog,. and all our teammates in the LuckySaturn13 Dog Rocket Pass !!
OKie Dokie... inventory complete.
Here's the story !
Got this doggy- print box here.... Looks like Herf's paw prints are all over it.
[CONFIDENTIAL]
Dog Rocket Pass Protocol #6 clearly states I cannot display the Dog Rocket Roulette bag.
But I can reveal, There's only 3 in there. And they are really falling apart. I will likely add a mystery roulette rocket or two..
Wednesday I am off.. I'll decide then if I reconsider to try one of those roulette sticks.
Waiting a day , In case I am hospitalized with severe emergency dog rocket roulette diarrhea.
Now, .. below, It looks like Herfie did a good job protecting the rest of the cargo, however. So that's good.
This special Herfdog puppy shroud seems to have magical protective qualities.
[CONFIDENTIAL]
Also, I cannot reveal the surprise, but there are a few hitch hiking parcels in here.
All I can say is to the future passers, check and see if any are yours.................
Another item I can share with you, from this mysterious box of magical wonder....
Guess it kinda makes sense that it takes a Herfdog to add a little puppy love additives to the dog rocket extravaganza !
.First a nice note, and a special surprise to my friend, The Alphabet Bomber.
You know... cause the Alphabet Bomber's not me... he's like a friend of mine...
@herfdog Hey, are these stickers or iron ons? Cause I could make a cool Top-Cat Alphabet Bomber T shirt with this stuff here !
O wait, that's the new harmonic balancer I had to install.
Herfdog didn't include that.
Ok here you go ..
REPUBLICA DEL DOG !
Two HerfDog doggie dineros. ( or "Barkey Bucks" ) And three smokes on the house !
Soooo..
let me do the give - n - takes pictorial .... and a dog rocket pass review.. or two...
Should be able to get to that Wednesday.. So stay tuned !
Thanks Herfdog,.
and all our teammates in the LuckySaturn13 Dog Rocket Pass !!
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herfdog
I am no rocket surgeon
@Bondo 440
First of... Sorry for putting my paw prints everywhere. I am a curious little puppy. What do you want... At least I didn't pee in the box to mark my territory. Or did I?
Then, these are stickers. Didn't think about iron-ons.... Would have been a great Idea. Note to self: get some iron ons.
I was hoping the rocket roulette would heal, sad to see them puppies in such bad shape.
Now... Room was limited so I didn't include much. But the one with just a white band... Well the white band is a decoy.
Please remove the decoy...
First of... Sorry for putting my paw prints everywhere. I am a curious little puppy. What do you want... At least I didn't pee in the box to mark my territory. Or did I?
Then, these are stickers. Didn't think about iron-ons.... Would have been a great Idea. Note to self: get some iron ons.
I was hoping the rocket roulette would heal, sad to see them puppies in such bad shape.
Now... Room was limited so I didn't include much. But the one with just a white band... Well the white band is a decoy.
Please remove the decoy...
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luckysaturn13
Smoke it if ya got it!
Great post Bondo! Glad to see they made it.
Lol nope not me !
Takes:
I took 2 Acids from the TAKE bag. The Kuba I had before, but the Deep Dish will be new to me.
I pulled the 555 and the W&D from the ROCKETS bag. So three adventures await !!!
I had the 555 today. The biggest, baddest, saddest !! dawg I had from the pull !. !
I lit it up. It tasted like soap.. As I smoked it, I kinda realized it was more like a 5Vegas Gold that you did not let age a little. The sour taste from the wrap. Mind you, just not horrendous. It wasn't toxic..like that rocket I smoked at Saturn's dog rocket challenge that tasted like molten plastic. ! And that was a relief ,.
Anyway so I decided if I purge the smoke, .. and cut it again, that may help.
No. It didn't. Still sour.
But it made the fukyr shorter so that was a plus.
And keeping the tip dry as possible helped a little.
Trying to enjoy this lackluster cigar. So I amuse myself.
Couldn't turn down an opportunity here to express my support for the Dog Rocket campaign.
You may notice here the next challenge would be that the wrap was starting to do play the unravel game. That would continue through the whole session.
.......Don't take my word for it. Lets go to the video tape !
View My Video
Meanwhile. I'm on my porch smoking this sour patch kids dog rocket for like 45 minutes so far..
The label says 555 , I imagine that is the manufacturer's idea. Because everybody knows that's the "universal loop number" so you can't call up and complain the cigar is sour, falling apart, or that the whole experience is taking too long. This is like a prostate exam. The sooner this is over, the better my day will suddenly become. Even if you wreck the car leaving the doctor's office. . Unless, of course, you wreck your car, and the responding tow truck operator has his finger up his ass, as was the case when my daughter's car was towed last weekend. But that's another story.
Where was I.. oh yeah .. the birds.
So these two damn magpies are tweeting away a storm and I've got nothing to entertain me, certainly not this dog rocket. I realize it's been almost an hour and these two have been out here as long as I have been. They go on the roof, the porch rail, across the street, then back over to the wires again. WTF are they watching me smoke this frigging dog rocket for ? They are. These two birds are watching me. I'm not nuts. They flew off the porch when I first walked out here to sit down..
So I look around. See nothing. Then I see the hanging flower basket. So it's hanging so I walk over there to the end of the porch an on tipppy-toes I can barely see in the basket. I think I see a nest. So I don't want to get attacked by these two flying rats so I take my phone and reach up and take some shots. Here's the best.....
So now we're running a maternity ward over here. Wonder if momma bird needs a prostate exam. Or a tow.
So here's the final finish on this whatever-this-was cigar. About 70 minutes.
Certainly glad it was over.
So was my audience.
Hold on a second BRB.
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So I really needed a power flush because I had this sour taste still in my mouth. I need something to forget this. So I was done smoking no more than 10 minutes and I'm in the yard with a coffee, and the ACID Deep Dish. ( I called it "deep douche" ) and that was appropriate... cause I needed to flush this 555 experience.
So I cut the grass smoking the Deep Dish. Kinda tasted like Kuba-Kuba and Blondie had a baby, but the father may have been Don Kiki, but no one wants to get the test done to find out.
Possible DNA match ?
So I got this over with. It wound up oK. Cutting the lawn, that is...
OK so the Acid came out of the bag that was for introducing our BOTL friends to a new smoke. So it served it's purpose. But I think I'll stick with the Kuba Kuba.
The (Deep Douche) was however, much much better than that 555 (Cinko Cinco Stinko.)
And at the end, two hours into this Dog Rocket extravaganza, I finally felt like I had accomplished something...
So I cut the grass smoking the Deep Dish. Kinda tasted like Kuba-Kuba and Blondie had a baby, but the father may have been Don Kiki, but no one wants to get the test done to find out.
Possible DNA match ?
So I got this over with. It wound up oK. Cutting the lawn, that is...
OK so the Acid came out of the bag that was for introducing our BOTL friends to a new smoke. So it served it's purpose. But I think I'll stick with the Kuba Kuba.
The (Deep Douche) was however, much much better than that 555 (Cinko Cinco Stinko.)
And at the end, two hours into this Dog Rocket extravaganza, I finally felt like I had accomplished something...
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