Crowned Heads "Country Club"

[THEMISCHMAN]

Bicycles, skates, skateboards, scooters or motorized scooters will be permitted to be ridden on the Club premises at any time.

Roller blades are strictly prohibited.

 

[Stogie_Bear]

Roller blades are strictly prohibited.

Hey man, if you dont want girls roller blading around lookin for cigar smoking sugar daddies or bringing you drinks then thats on you.

 

[SteveHeaves]

Members arriving without cigars will receive Four Kicks straight to the mouth.

 

[THEMISCHMAN]

Hey man, if you dont want girls roller blading around lookin for cigar smoking sugar daddies or bringing you drinks then thats on you.

No man, the girls are on roller skates, duh.

 

[ckay]

Smoke em if you got em.

 

[ChipS]

The real question is where/when can I get one of these old man hats?

 

[EricT]

Are these available?

 

[Stogie_Bear]

Any cap or hat worn backwards is allowed without reservation.

 

[Stogie_Bear]

Fishing, horseplay, and general loitering in or around the golf course water hazards is condoned and recommended. Come on in, the water is fine.

 

[THEMISCHMAN]

Fishing, horseplay, and general loitering in or around the golf course water hazards is condoned and recommended. Come on in, the water is fine.

Water hazards must contain alligators. You know, for entertainment and gambling purposes.

 

[nayslayer]

Straight, V, or punch, no dickie's allowed

 

[JonHuber]

BOTL - Loved the 'rules & regulations' submissions....FYI the Crowned Heads 'Country Club' hats are now available on our Hardwear Store:

http://store.crownedheads.com/collections/frontpage/products/ch_countryclub

Cheers!

Jon Huber
Crowned Heads

 

[Stogie_Bear]

AWESOME!!!!! These are just sarcastic enough for me to get one in every color.

 

[Craig Mac]

Each hat comes with a free bowl of soup.

 

[Cigary43]

Yeah buddy....just what I was waiting for....love the Black Hat and emblem....will be my new favorite hat among the 100 I already have. Is the dark blue or white available? I ordered the Black but the dark blue would be great.

 

[Cigary43]

Cap arrived today. ...love it!