What would the reaction be if...

[Old Smokey]

My wife doesn't know and has never been concerned. She knows I enjoy an occasional cigar. I don't think I have purchased any cigars so far this year and bought very few in 2016. I have just been smoking what I have bought the 3 years previous and have been resting. But I only smoke 1-2 cigars a week anyway.

 

[Hopduro]

My wife knows nothing. but dose wonder why we get so many packages. Also boys and girls always have separate checking accounts.

"Just another bomb honey"

Then that wino showed up...

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[CaptainRon]

hell i just tell her what i spend as i spend it. no surprises for either of us that way. I do hear " do you really need more tobacco" quite often. hasn't stopped me yet though

 

[Opforty]

Then that wino showed up...

Speaking from experience huh




Op40

 

[Hopduro]

Speaking from experience huh




Op40

Hmmmm... maybe....

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[mpomario]

In my best Hogans Heroes impression, "If she seez nothzing, she knowz nothzing." She once told me, "it's your card". Worse thing she could have said.


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[mjones9630]

"Just another bomb honey"

Then that wino showed up...

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I had one hell of a time explaining the wino bomb! She just KNEW I'd bought it, didn't help that I'd been shopping around for a bigger humi... Lmao!
Other than that, she's pretty cool about making herself not care about my cigar spending.. just as long as the bills are paid, and she's kept happy!

 

[el_mustango]

The wifepiece is pretty cool with my cigar spending. She knows I work hard for my money and I always put the family first, so she doesn't complain. If anything, I feel guilty. So I try to even it out and go overboard on her for her birthday, xmas, Mother's Day, etc.

 

[nic]

"Just another bomb honey"

Then that wino showed up...

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Hey, don't forget about the Webber grill.

 

[Hopduro]

Hey, don't forget about the Webber grill.

Oh yeah... she couldn't believe some psychopaths from the Internet had sent me a grill...

Then i made her a steak on it and quickly didn't care where it came from

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[tjhemp]

She would probably head straight out the door and go shoe and purse shopping.

 

[memphsdad]

nobody to account for how my money is spent, it's the tits

and even if my gf lived with me or cared, she smokes cigars too and tends to have more expensive tastes than I do (if you can believe that)

 

[icehog3]

Her reaction would be "How did I get here, I walked out on you and your stinky cigars years ago!!!.

 

[mdwest]

There's a reason I'm single...

it aint cigars bro...

 

[xjsnake]

it aint cigars bro...

Hahaha