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derek

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I've been wanting to get a taser for home use ...
Is that for:

a) child control
b) spouse control
c) home protection
d) kinky bedroom fun
e) all of the above but mostly d
 
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Actually for ...

a) Teenager control
b) Pavlov experiments on spouse when watching QVC and HSC
c) Lawn / flowerbed control for neighborhood dogs + cats
d) Additional fun for cats ... just because :grin:

and although I hadn't thought about it, this sounds interesting ...

e) Kinky bedroom fun (if the stun level is adjustable)

My home alarm + 12 guage pump shotgun already handles the home protection duties.
 

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Oh man that was hilarious!!! :hysterica She fell back stiff as a board onto that chair!
 

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If you can't control someone in restraints, an extra 50,000 volts will get their attention. That guy looked like he'd been waiting all day to try out the new toy. Pretty impressive action though.
 

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I don't think I have ever heard of someone ever going stiff as a board like that.
I know I'd piss all over myself if you zapped me. You saw the other officers back up really quick when shooter boy hollered. I'd bet a lawyer uploaded the tape, just the cynic in me I guess.
 

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I don't know...that jolt of electricity would probably make all you muscles spaz so much I doubt your ass would even open up so you could shit yourself.
 

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about 25 pounds of extra stuff wrapped around my waist m-f, 7-4! filled with nifty gadgets that assist me in my day-to-day operations!!
 
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