The 3 word story...

[heavyd]

and a flashlight

 

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with baby oil

 

[icehog3]

POW! BIFF! ZOINK!

 

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said Blunt man

 

[icehog3]

as he rolled

 

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and unrolled Charmin

 

[icehog3]

that was stained

 

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like his toilet

 

[heavyd]

tastes like chicken

 

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rubbery and dry

 

[heavyd]

like superman's cape

 

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fear savage beating

 

[icehog3]

Superman's capes rubbery?

 

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Lois claimed that

 

[heavyd]

Superman's capes rubbery?

yep. i should know...it's attached to my pajamas!

 

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limp and useless

 

[heavyd]

formerly kryptonite enhanced

 

[icehog3]

but now dangling

 

[highsierrasmokin']

and rendered virtually

 

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unusable in wiping