Corrupt-a-wish

[Cigary43]

Granted but you won't like that you have to use your rectum.

I wish that when I snap my fingers a $20 bill appears in my wallet

 

[uncelnino]

Granted, but the water was bong water

I wish i could fall asleep

 

[solowgregg]

granted: but all of your dreams would involve having sex with the cast of golden girls

I wish I was a rock star

 

[Cigary43]

Granted but you only speak Russian

I wish I was the only man left in the world

 

[solowgregg]

Granted: but all of the women on earth would be perfect 10s but they would all be lesbians. Not that that's a bad thing.

I wish I ruled the world

 

[amgracing]

Granted! but you have no friends

i wish I was a professional athelete

 

[amgracing]

Granted: but all of the women on earth would be perfect 10s but they would all be lesbians. Not that that's a bad thing.

can you say torture! .....post #500!!!!

 

[Cigary43]

Granted! but you have no friends

i wish I was a professional athelete

Granted but your sport is water dancing.

I wish I was Angelina Jolies doctor

 

[uncelnino]

But your sport is curling,

I wish i had something better to do than post on this thread

 

[Cigary43]

But your sport is curling,

I wish i had something better to do than post on this thread

Ha ha,,,I do, I'm smoking another cigar and drinking some great scotch whiskey and watching reruns courtesy of the Internet. Who has time to sleep, you can sleep when you're dead!

 

[Moro]

But your sport is curling,

I wish i had something better to do than post on this thread

Granted, but it is working as a dog rocket reviewer.

I wish I had breakfast ready in the morning instead of having to make it.

 

[jmatkins]

Granted, but it is working as a dog rocket reviewer.

I wish I had breakfast ready in the morning instead of having to make it.

Granted, but can only be fried Skunk Tail.

I whish I had a new home.

 

[Moro]

Granted, but it's in a trailer park and ye share it with yer sister/wife.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

 

[jmatkins]

Granted, but it's in a trailer park and ye share it with yer sister/wife.

I wish I had a pet monkey.

Granted, But everytime you fall asleep it starts to hump you at night.

I whish I could gook great food.

 

[Moro]

Granted, But everytime you fall asleep it starts to hump you at night.

I whish I could gook great food.

:headroll: Hilarious!

Granted, but ye've got a broken jaw and cannot chew at all.

I wish I can go on vacations this christmas.

 

[jmatkins]

:headroll: Hilarious!

Granted, but ye've got a broken jaw and cannot chew at all.

I wish I can go on vacations this christmas.

Granted, but you can only go to the old Chernobyl Plant for a tour.


I whish I had a instant 6 pack abs.

 

[Moro]

Granted, but ye even out with huge man boobs.

I wish there's a neat Halloween party this year.

 

[jmatkins]

Granted, but you have to wear a Pink Tutu to it.

I whish I never had to cut the grass again.

 

[dpricenator]

Granted, but your new landscaper Jose will be having you wife everyday at noon.

I wish I didn't haveto work so damn early.

 

[Clinton]

Granted. You're fired!

I wish the Patriots weren't shit in a sock this year.