Corrupt-a-wish

[kyleb]

Hahhahaha, good one Matt :wink:

 

[jmatkins]

Granted, but your stuck in SoCal traffic trying to make it there. :grin:

I wish the Celtics repeat.

Granted, but when they win the next one it will be 200 years before there next championship.

I wish for world peace.

 

[smokingIsh]

Granted, but when they win the next one it will be 200 years before there next championship.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but he wish was mispelled and you got a jar of dirt.

I wish for a big bowl of pasta and a bottle of red wine.

 

[Cigary43]

Granted, but he wish was mispelled and you got a jar of dirt.

I wish for a big bowl of pasta and a bottle of red wine.

Granted but you're allergic to wheat and the red wine grapes were stomped by the feet of women lepers on one of the islands in Hawaii

I wish that my humidor replenished itself with whatever I draw out of it, mainly Opus cigars

 

[Jfire]

Granted,
But even though the Opus floweth, the Humi never stays higher then 20% RH and every time you took 1 out min after min they continue to crack and fall apart. Time, after time, after time.

I wish I won the lotto and vacationed every day around the world.

 

[jwintosh]

granted: your humidifier has no humidity and your cigars torched to a crisp in seconds!

i wish these santa ana's weren't blowing so fierce! i'll be fighting fires tomorrow....

 

[jwintosh]

oops,,, too slow....

 

[smokingIsh]

Granted,
But even though the Opus floweth, the Humi never stays higher then 20% RH and every time you took 1 out min after min they continue to crack and fall apart. Time, after time, after time.

I wish I won the lotto and vacationed every day around the world.

jolietilfire Granted, but you had the money from the lotto in your pocket and your first visit was to see jwintosh and it all burned up in the fires caused you two were fighting.

jwintosh granted, the wind was stopped and the fire was extinguished by the tears of jolietilfire, but now you have a sobbing brother to dealwith.

Wish I had a perm and wore thick plastic rimmed glasses.

 

[Cigary43]

jolietilfire Granted, but you had the money from the lotto in your pocket and your first visit was to see jwintosh and it all burned up in the fires caused you two were fighting.

jwintosh granted, the wind was stopped and the fire was extinguished by the tears of jolietilfire, but now you have a sobbing brother to dealwith.

Wish I had a perm and wore thick plastic rimmed glasses.

Wish granted but the perm has burned your hair and turned it a different color and you're glasses are always fogged up from the vaseline you have been putting in your colored burnt hair.

I wish I could read the future esp. when it comes to betting in Vegas

 

[Moro]

Wish granted, yet ye'll forever live on the day before yer 21st birthday.

I wish one day I grow me own tobacco to roll me own cigars.

 

[jakeemtrn]

but you work for white owl.

I wish I knew the secret of women...

 

[Cigary43]

but you work for white owl.

I wish I knew the secret of women...

Their secret lies about 8 inches below their belly button.

I wish my favorite cigar was $1.

 

[dpricenator]

Their secret lies about 8 inches below their belly button.

I wish my favorite cigar was $1.

Granted, you favorite cigar is a Swisher Sweet


I wish The Beach Herf was this weekend.

 

[Mitch]

Granted, but every woman in your family is pregnent and due this weekend as well.

I wish somebody would get there wish.

 

[Mitch]

Granted, but you didn't actualy ask for anything.

I wish they would come up with a pill to make us look and feel 20 years younger for 36 hours.

 

[dpricenator]

Granted, but you didn't actualy ask for anything.

I wish they would come up with a pill to make us look and feel 20 years younger for 36 hours.

Granted, it's called Viagra and you are now old enought o need it.


I wish I had a walk in humidor with properly running humidification full of great cigars

 

[smokingIsh]

Granted, it's called Viagra and you are now old enought o need it.


I wish I had a walk in humidor with properly running humidification full of great cigars

Granted, but its locked and you dont have a key.

I wish I could run for president.

 

[bballbaby]

Granted, but you'd ose and sink into the dark world of post-political life obscurity.

I wish i could smoke my ribs in one hour instead of five hours.

 

[Daviso27]

granted: but they smell like a thousand asses!

I wish I werent hung-over!

 

[jmatkins]

granted: but they smell like a thousand asses!

I wish I werent hung-over!

Granted, but you will have the runs for two days.

I wish I were handy enough to fix my house.