Corrupt-a-wish

[Mitch]

Granted, but you can't afford the materials.

I wish I could eat all I want and stay thin.

 

[Daviso27]

Granted: but I need to install a "straight pipe" from your throat to your ass!

I wish I had my own restaurant/tapas/cigar bar!

 

[jmatkins]

Granted, but you can't afford the materials.

I wish I could eat all I want and stay thin.

Yes but you could only eat Pickled herring.

I whish I had a plane to fly anywhere any time.

 

[smokingIsh]

Granted, but you can't afford the materials.

I wish I could eat all I want and stay thin.

Granted, but having a tape worm has its consequences.

I wish I had a jelly doughnut right now.

 

[jmatkins]

Granted: but I need to install a "straight pipe" from your throat to your ass!

I wish I had my own restaurant/tapas/cigar bar!

Yes but there in now a public ban on all Tapas/cigar bars

I whish I own a NFL Team.

 

[dpricenator]

Yes but you could only eat Pickled herring.

I whish I had a plane to fly anywhere any time.

granted, but fuel costs keep you grounded year round.


I wish I made more $$$$

 

[bballbaby]

ONe at a time fellas!!!

 

[Craig Mac]

Yes but there in now a public ban on all Tapas/cigar bars

I whish I own a NFL Team.

Granted it's the Raiders

I wish the people I worked with weren't such idiots

 

[bballbaby]

granted, but fuel costs keep you grounded year round.


I wish I made more $$$$

Granted, but it's counterfit and the feds are all over you.


I wish it was lucnh time right now. I'm starving.

 

[Craig Mac]

damn....you gots to be quick on the draw for this thread

 

[jwintosh]

granted. but there's a crazed gunman in your office, and you've been taken hostage!

i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner!

 

[jmatkins]

granted. but there's a crazed gunman in your office, and you've been taken hostage!

i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner!

Granted, but you will no longer be one once you have been 180 degree water for a few min and dressed up with mustard and on a bun.

I wish I had a winery.

 

[Moro]

Granted; a tetra pack wine winery.

I wish I had a batcave.

 

[dpricenator]

Granted; a tetra pack wine winery.

I wish I had a batcave.

Granted, It's full of bat shit



I wish I had the batmobile

 

[Moro]

Granted, yet Robin wants to drive stick all the time.

I wish I owned a ski resort.

 

[dpricenator]

Granted, yet Robin wants to drive stick all the time.

I wish I owned a ski resort.

Granted, you sit between batman and robin pricticing your pole movements.


I wish I had some beer in the fridge at work.

 

[Moro]

Granted, you sit between batman and robin pricticing your pole movements.


I wish I had some beer in the fridge at work.

Hehehehe.

Granted; it's alcohol free.

I wish me local pub gave me free imported beers.

 

[jmatkins]

Hehehehe.

Granted; it's alcohol free.

I wish me local pub gave me free imported beers.

Granted, but is all Blueberry Stout Belgin Wheat Ale Lager

I wish I had 30 weeks off a year.

 

[Moro]

Granted as long as ye keep doing yer boss "special" favors.

I wish I had the knife of Rambo.

 

[jmatkins]

Granted as long as ye keep doing yer boss "special" favors.

I wish I had the knife of Rambo.

At least my boss if female

And Granted, but it is now so dull it can never be sharpened.

I wish I never had to cut my hair again