Going to be a lifeguard

[smokinghole]

Well I finally seem to have a part time job for my lazy ass lined up. I did the job interview yesterday and once my certification training is done your's truly will be a poolside lifeguard at the Hotel Herhsey. It's a pretty swankedy swank place I must say and the people seem cool that I'd be working with.

They asked if I handled stress well and for an example. Nothing like making someone's eyes pop out when talking about removing fuses from a bomb or something in regards to a stressful situation. :timebomb:

 

[bballbaby]

very nice!

Just keep your eyes off the teenage girls. LOL

 

[dpricenator]

very nice!

Just keep your eyes off the teenage girls. LOL

Hey perks are perks....just keep your hands off em.

 

[bballbaby]

Hey perks are perks....just keep your hands off em.

and given the subject matter, there would indeed be "perks"




OK, this thread is bordering the limits of good taste.






Check that...Dave and I are bordering the limits of good taste.

 

[Moro]

Best of luck, Adam!

...Check that...Dave and I are bordering the limits of good taste.

Who would've guessed??? :smokingbo

 

[Trumpetchris]

I love the Sunday brunch there. Although, I always waited an hour before hopping in the pool....

 

[unfairtoast]

Well, if you are a typical lifeguard you will hope that nobody drowns so that you dont have to get wet. But the best of luck to ya!

 

[Swampfox21]

hice job you picked up. I work at a cabana bar/pool down here, its a fun job. just dont let the purple kid in the pool get you fired:halfgrinw

 

[Jetexas]

Sounds like a cool gig. Maybe you can help Mrs. Robinson slip in to something more comfortable...:devil:

 

[smokingIsh]

I was a lifeguard when I was in college. Certification was surprisingly intense for me, but with your military training you will have no problem. I had to swim 500 yards, tread water for three minutes using inly my legs holting a weight with my hands and do a dive in rescue with cpr.

 

[jgaeta]

too bad you weren't the life guard at Tommy Lee's house that day....

 

[elderboy02]

Are you allowed to smoke while on duty? :smokingbo

 

[hdroadglide]

don't forget the old "baby ruth" in the pool trick!!!!
ah, the days at bushwood.............

 

[smokinghole]

Are you allowed to smoke while on duty? :smokingbo

The thought already crossed my mind. I highly doubt it though. Maybe if I worked at their country club I could.

Not so much the military training but my life as a swimmer will make it a breeze. I started swimming in kindergarten and kept it up till I got booted from the highschool team. The girls were too hot for me to concentrate on doing laps!

 

[hdroadglide]

too much aerodynamic drag?????

 

[smokinghole]

That might have affected me had I actually swam instead of tried picking up the womenfolk while at practice.

 

[smokinghole]

Well boys I'm a red cross certified lifeguard, I did the certification training this weekend. I bet I could have taken the test with out any instruction and passed. The Hotel Hershey seems like it will be a great place to work. Let me know if you guys are going to be in the area and staying at the hotel for any reason.

 

[Shmear]

Good luck!

 

[elderboy02]

Congrats and good luck!