Michael Jackson Still Causing Problems, Even After His Death

[Benzopyrene]

Holy crap! Bridesmaid died! Thats freakin unreal. Note to self! Sorry MJ gave you such a hard time though.

 

[Benzopyrene]

Last night I did hear the best MJ joke ever though! So apparently they discovered he is like 90% plastic, so his family decided to have him melted down into legos so that little kids can finally play with him. Ha! I know it was inappropriate but I found some humor in it. Take it as you wish!

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

Actually, that is pretty damn original!

 

[cigarguy71]

You need to video tape this chite lmao.

 

[Volusianator]

I admire you even more after hearing that story. To keep your cool after that is amazing. I really don't know if I could have done it.

It wouldn't have done me or my company any good to get into a scuffle, it wasn't the first time I've had to deal with it.

 

[Jfire]

There's a few in every profession. And yes he prob would of been looking at unpaid time off. In IL I think every prof hall/banquet facility has offduty p.d. So you don't have to deal with this chit

 

[Moro]

Wade...what kind of weddings do ye DJ? Are they all always with people like yerself?

 

[Shmear]

* Linda and I saw a chick stick her hand up another girls dress, insert finger and then put that finger in the other girls mouth to lick off. Yes, this is true.

...it was just cake icing....Yeah, I'm sure that's what it was! :stretchgr

So now we have an "icing" to add to the joke of "cake"

 

[Volusianator]

So now we have an "icing" to add to the joke of "cake"

Who said the cake was a joke?! :devil:

 

[Shmear]

Who said the cake was a joke?! :devil:

This would so get me out of the lady's list. I better keep my mouth shut or more likely, tie my hands.

 

[oneaday]

A pickle licker........what kind of firemen do they have in WI? Last question, can you get me into the next wedding your working?

 

[Volusianator]

A pickle licker........what kind of firemen do they have in WI? Last question, can you get me into the next wedding your working?

Ken, you have an open invitation, anytime my friend, anytime!

 

[daniyal]

Man! I think you need to retire.

 

[Gordy]

I gotta start DJing weddings.. i need a little excitement in my life

Just another story to add to the list darlin'. I've had:

* a bridesmaid die on the dance floor after her head hit the floor from a groomsman twirling her on his shoulders and drop her

* Grooms mom die the morning of the wedding, that put a slight damper on things

* Rolled over a trailer of gear on the way to a wedding, still did the job with replacement gear, started 30 minutes late

* Linda and I saw a chick stick her hand up another girls dress, insert finger and then put that finger in the other girls mouth to lick off. Yes, this is true.

* Had one job where during the grand march they tossed popcorn all over the floor as the Bride & Groom were big movie goers. Only to have made the mistake to use buttered popcorn. One person broke an ankle another a wrist from falling. If I recall, I think we counted 47 people who fell that night after 10:00pm

* Several stacks of speakers tipped over from drunk buttphucks fighting

* Had a Bride & Groom get in a fist fight on the dance floor after the Bride was kissing another guest while dancing, and I mean, really kissing, not the peck on the cheek congratulations you got married kiss.

* after 16 years of this...to many to recall.

 

[dpmrpa]

Great story. Kinda funny

 

[carocaniac]

Whats funny is I just watched the "Wedding Singer" on cable...

 

[Soundwave13]

I give you credit Wade - so many people would just react. Someone must have caught him in the act for him to come & appologize...

Crazy stories - I have a full PA system from the band days & was considering doing some DJing - you're convincing me that it isn't such a hot idea... although some good stories may come of it!

 

[strife]

* Linda and I saw a chick stick her hand up another girls dress, insert finger and then put that finger in the other girls mouth to lick off. Yes, this is true.

...it was just cake icing....Yeah, I'm sure that's what it was! :stretchgr

Ughh, Larry!! Like I needed that visual as I sit here eating my buttered roll.

 

[Asher]

I'm sure being a career public servant, he knew he could get his ass in a heap load of trouble if I'd pressed charges, but he was sincerely apologetic and remorseful so I let it lie.

That's a crazy story, but I gotta say that I have respect for any guy who owns up to his mistake like that and takes care of the problem.

 

[Jetexas]

Wtf!!