Corrupt-a-wish

[Moro]

Too bad ye got evicted.

I wish I had a new intercooler on the car.

 

[Volusianator]

Too bad ye got evicted.

I wish I had a new intercooler on the car.

Granted, but they hooked it up backwards so it's an interheater.

 

[Moro]

Bloody hell!!!

What's yer wish, Wade? :devil:

 

[Volusianator]

Bloody hell!!!

What's yer wish, Wade? :devil:

Oh hell, I forgot that part.

I wish that I can make it to CA sometime soon.

 

[Moro]

(Ye better make it)

Granted. Too bad ye got stuck on the Gay Pride parade!

I wish I had a pool table.

 

[sascha]

you do, but it's at the gay bar Wade goes to after the parade.

wish Wade would come visit me while in CA(when he's done being all gay)

 

[gbpacker66]

Granted, but your in San Quentin for smuggling a truckload of cuban cigars out of Canada.

I wish Santa stop making lists for naughty or nice.

 

[sgresso]

Granted, but Santa is on Death row.

I wish I had a full time Job.

 

[Volusianator]

OK, your full time job is granted, you're the inspection person who personally test fits anal plugs.

I wish I had three boxes of Cain Habano 654T's, and none of them had mold or beetles, cracked wrappers.

 

[Treinenwj]

OK, your full time job is granted, you're the inspection person who personally test fits anal plugs.

I wish I had three boxes of Cain Habano 654T's, and none of them had mold or beetles, cracked wrappers.

Granted, but you have no means of lighting them.

I wish Shakira was here, and wants to marry me.

 

[Moro]

Granted, but you have no means of lighting them.

I wish Shakira was here, and wants to marry me.

Too bad ye just realized ye're gay.

I wish for all the Tat threads to stop being like so.

 

[Treinenwj]

Too bad ye just realized ye're gay.

I wish for all the Tat threads to stop being like so.

Not sure I understand your wish, so I'll just grant you ALL Tat threads, ALL the time.

I wish I could talk like a pirate too. Arrrrgg...

 

[jschmuck]

granted.. But the only thing you can say is Arrrgg....

I wish that i owned smuckers jelly

 

[Volusianator]

granted.. But the only thing you can say is Arrrgg....

I wish that i owned smuckers jelly

Granted, but they just filed for bankruptcy

I wish all the contest threads weren't PIF's anymore.

 

[jschmuck]

granted.. But now they will all be Rhetorical Questions.

I wish that n.olsen would stop getting all teh high scores in the arcade games

 

[Treinenwj]

granted.. But now they will all be Rhetorical Questions.

I wish that n.olsen would stop getting all teh high scores in the arcade games

Granted, but now he focuses all that energy on making your life miserable.

I wish I found a B & M with all my favorite sticks for only a penny a stick.

 

[gbpacker66]

Granted, but now he focuses all that energy on making your life miserable.

I wish I found a B & M with all my favorite sticks for only a penny a stick.

Granted, but the tax on the sticks is 35000%

I wish I had all my Christmas shopping done.

 

[sgresso]

Done but you paid it with a credit card with a interest rate of 200%

I wish I a new Dunhill pipe

 

[tsimonitis]

granted but you have no tobacco to smoke.

i wish college football had a playoff

 

[Treinenwj]

granted but you have no tobacco to smoke.

i wish college football had a playoff

Granted, but your team never goes.

I wish the Packers would win the Super Bowl this year