:rofl:I am an over man but prefer to have a bidet. They're ass freshers. When I was in Rome I'd squirt some water on my ass after walking around and getting all sweaty. It was like a mentos for the ass!
Yea make sure you fold it over a few times and make sure if you get back splash you dry off before ripping a wipe through there.Nothing worse than tearing through the paper mid wipe.
Stack of one squares. Fold twice, rip off corner, unfold, insert finger into paper hole, scrape with finger, wipe off finger while pulling off square.
I just thought of something worse. Having to wipe my dogs hiney because he has a turd hanging from one of my wife's hairs that he somehow ingested.Nothing worse than tearing through the paper mid wipe.
that's an everyday occurrence for me, except the hair is still in my dogs @ss. so I'm actually pulling hair our of my dogs @ass, not just wiping in. Oh my fiances hair is a good 12"+ long, I don't think our dog is that long.I just thought of something worse. Having to wipe my dogs hiney because he has a turd hanging from one of my wife's hairs that he somehow ingested.