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How do you hang your wipe? over or under?

How do you hang your toilet paper? Over top, under bottom?

  • Over top.

    Votes: 94 73.4%
  • Under bottom.

    Votes: 9 7.0%
  • I use a bidet.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Either way.

    Votes: 16 12.5%
  • I do not use toilet paper.

    Votes: 9 7.0%

  • Total voters
    128

Cigary43

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Cottonelle,,,takes the work out of wiping and leaves no marks around the rim. Toilet paper, c'mon, that is so passe'. lol
 
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I am an over man but prefer to have a bidet. They're ass freshers. When I was in Rome I'd squirt some water on my ass after walking around and getting all sweaty. It was like a mentos for the ass!
 
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I think 99% of men and 73% of women prefer it over the top.

But just as important is when you change the roll. I have learned to never attempt to change the roll in the middle of the night. That spring loaded roller can shoot out of your grip and hit the wall, bounce across the tile floor and wake everyone in the house. :frownno:
 

indyrob

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the best place for a roll of toilet paper is just slightly out of easy reach.

Not the best place?

That's where it always seems to be in my house...
 

funkejj

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As one with small children and furrballs at home under bottom is the only way to go as to not find a mess in the bathroom.
 

slickster81

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You forgot the part where you use the torn corner to clean under your fingernail.....:agreesmil


Stack of one squares. Fold twice, rip off corner, unfold, insert finger into paper hole, scrape with finger, wipe off finger while pulling off square.
 
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I just thought of something worse. Having to wipe my dogs hiney because he has a turd hanging from one of my wife's hairs that he somehow ingested.
that's an everyday occurrence for me, except the hair is still in my dogs @ss. so I'm actually pulling hair our of my dogs @ass, not just wiping in. Oh my fiances hair is a good 12"+ long, I don't think our dog is that long.
 
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