Any of you sleepwalk as an adult?

[Shmear]

my grandpa got on top of my grandma once and was trying to choke her when she was pregnant. She managed to wake him up, and he was having a dream about being back in Korea.

opeyes::lookaroun:eyequiver

 

[Gordy]

wow your a wierd brother.. im j/k.. ive only heard legends of such things but never actually done it myself

 

[PepinAddiction]

No but I sleep f##k...seriously...I will wake up in the middle of tha night and my wife and I will be going at it and I have no idea who initiated it! No joke! It has got to be aliens coming in the window or some shit like that.

Haha, oh man! That's a problem you don't want to get solved. :rofl:

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

"I have no idea who initiated it!"

Who's on the top and who's on the bottom might be a good clue! :crackwhip

 

[smokinghole]

I sleep walk all the time. My girl just tells me to go back to bed & I usually do. Just remember to never touch someone who is sleepwalking because they may freak out.

Well part of the problem that really freaked me and the wife out was that she thought it was smart to wake me. Well while I was still asleep I had reacted and punched her in the stomach and smacked her across the face. Then she kicked me in the lower abdomen and smacked/punched me in the face. I woke up to the screams and not the beatings. After I had come to and realized what was going on I asked "did you kick me in the stomach?".

 

[Hardcore]

Yeah, i've heard that they can whack you if you do touch them.

Hell ya!

 

[solowgregg]

Beware, sleep cigar shopping may be next.....

Wife / GF
"Why do we have a credit card bill for 850 dollars this month?"

You

"Dammit, i must have ordered these in my sleep, oh well, gotta go put these in the humidor, not like I can return 'em"

WIN

Throw in a little of that sleepf@#kin' and it's WIN WIN....

Best idea ever had by anyone, at anytime, on any subject... PERIOD. I'm trying that one out tonight. :headroll:

 

[smokinghole]

Okay the results are in. My brain is too active when I should be inactive, it's a REM disorder, so I take some little yellow pills and it's supposed to suppress the activity. The medicine is a temporary thing as it should kind of teach my noggin to do it on it's own over time. Took my first night of medicated sleep last night and I sat up one but that is way less activity than normal. I reckon it's working.

 

[jmatkins]

Good to hear things are going well.

 

[smokinghole]

Ooh yeah and I'd like to add :grinFU: to those in my life who automatically jumped to PTSD. I hate the stigma of being a veteran and automatically if something is wrong it's post traumatic stress disorder. BLAH!

 

[strife]

No but I sleep f##k...seriously...I will wake up in the middle of tha night and my wife and I will be going at it and I have no idea who initiated it! No joke! It has got to be aliens coming in the window or some shit like that.

Note to self:
Do not under any circumstances share a room with e-man67.