Derailing thread

[jasonsbeer]

 

[herfdog]

Herfer #1: My dog has no nose.
Herfer #2: Then how does he smell?
Herfer #1: Awful!

 

[Bondo 440]

.... and that was the last time Victor was tasked with bringing the horse to the bachelor party.

 

[MikeCrook]

George: I want to make a good entrance. I never makes good entrances.

Jerry: You have made some good exits.

 

[Mikenice81]

Since I like you guys, I'll leave this here.

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

Since I like you guys, I'll leave this here.

Saved

 

[javelin377]

I see your white dress, and raise you a black dress

 

[ItsBarbarino]

I heart Kat Dennings.

 

[Ducttapegonewild]

I see your white dress, and raise you a black dress

Saved too...

 

[herfdog]

Canadian Pacific railways is on strike today. No transit train means much more cars on the Road. Its a lot of fun having no idea when I'll reach the office...

 

[JuzCallMeDee]

did you motorboat, you motorboatin sum bitch

 

[boltman]

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

did you motorboat, you motorboatin sum bitch

If rather give her the minivan

 

[JuzCallMeDee]

If rather give her the minivan

Freak

 

[Mikenice81]

If rather give her the minivan

Almost afraid to ask

 

[ENV]

I bought my wife some large d's a few years ago and I don't disagree

You bought her some large dildos?

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

Almost afraid to ask

Dont be scared

 

[Clint]

Evey: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Oh, I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

Classic line

Oh man...I love Mary Poppins!

 

[dontWIZonme]

Dont be scared

Why do you own a minivan?

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

Why do you own a minivan?

Lol nope

It's a perv reference but I'm not telling until asked